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"Well, I guess Pascal’s not hiding out here."

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plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

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you and your friend:

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crystallized-teardrops:

having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

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why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

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*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

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cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

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foxnewsofficial:

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

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